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Joke of the Day

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."

"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."

"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."

"A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, ""So where's the punch line?"""

"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""

"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"

"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."