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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."
Next Joke
"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."
"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."
"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"
"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."
"My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves."
"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"
"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."