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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
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"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."
"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."
"What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An avalanche"
"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."
"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."
"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"