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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
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"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""
"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""
"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."
"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"
"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."
"My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie."
"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."
"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"