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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"*feeds a horse 1 pound of weed *rides off into sunset on my high horse"

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"

"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"

"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."

"Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson"

"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"