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Joke of the Day

"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"

"It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion. A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons."

"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"

"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"

"I like my porn just how I like my search history Disabled. EDIT: First post and front page. Woohoo!"

"I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me."

"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."

"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"