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Joke of the Day
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"
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"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"
"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."
"Well, I guess I'll jump on the pirate train. What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? Finding a treasure chest with no booty."
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"