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Joke of the Day
"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."
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"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."
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"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."
"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."