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Joke of the Day
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"
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"I'm just off for a meeting with an Indian car maker. Tata."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"
"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."
"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"
"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"
"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"
"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."