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Joke of the Day

"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."

"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."

"[Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit"

"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""

"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"

"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."

"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."