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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""

"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"

"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"

"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"The world is a dangerous place. Just the other day, I was walking down the street and I punched a guy in the face for absolutely no reason. Stay safe out there, folks."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"