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Joke of the Day

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"

"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh"

"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"I was raised by my grandfather clock because my biological clock was never there."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."

"This bread is my meat, this wine is my blood... ... and this beer and milk are... -Master, that's enough, I ran out of ink!"

"I guess I'll go to your party but answer the next question VERY CAREFULLY: will there be a cheese tray"