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Joke of the Day
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
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"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision... ...it was a total rip-off!"
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want to be a librarian?"" Me: ""I like telling people to be quiet."""
"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"I've been constipated for four days I'm getting real tired of this shit."
"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."
"NyQuil: Because who doesn't like to dream about your cat turning into your dog and your dog taking you for a walk and picking up your poop."
"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."