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Joke of the Day

"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""

"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"

"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"

"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."

"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."

"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"

"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."

"A Mexican magician says to the audience: ""For my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos..."" *POOF*. And he disappeared without a tres."

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"