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Joke of the Day
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
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"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"
"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."
"The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore..."
"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."
"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire."
"Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too."