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Joke of the Day

"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."

"I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?"

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"Narcolepsy is the sluttiest neurological disorder."

"My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips."

"woops i wrote a joke with no punchline a joke with no punchline"