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Joke of the Day

"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"

"I always watch the credits at the end of a movie just to see if there's a chance I got drunk and stumbled onto the set."

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight? Because he is stronger than you."

"ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?"

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"What do your mom and a hockey team have in common? They both go three periods without a shower."

"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"