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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."

"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."

"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."

"I like my coffee like I like my presidents. Not orange"