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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"What did Stephen Hawking Say when his computer crashed? Nothing"

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"

"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."

"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"Dear phone. If you wouldn't remind me every ten seconds that my battery was low, I'd be able to finish my status upda"

"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"