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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."

"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"

"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."

"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."

"you have heard ""A pint is a pound"" ... .. and that is a seriously high petrol price. I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny. But it's coming. Happy Halloween."

"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her"

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"