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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."

"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"

"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."

"What is the capital of Greece? They have no capital."

"Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them."

"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."

"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."