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Joke of the Day
"How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!"
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"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
"In the eyes of God, there is no good reason to Masturbate... In the eyes of my girlfriend, well she prefers it on her chest."
"Doctor asked his patient... A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when you're sleeping? -No, I speak when the others are sleeping. I'm a teacher."
"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"
"Act your age, not your sperm count... Cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!"
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone..."
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."