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Joke of the Day
"Act your age, not your sperm count... Cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!"
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"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."
"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"A crossfiter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know this because they won't shut up about it."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."
"What do ducks smoke Quack"