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Joke of the Day
"Act your age, not your sperm count... Cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!"
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"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."
"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""
"Happy poops are all alike; every unhappy poop is unhappy in its own way."
"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."
"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."
"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"