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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"

"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"

"Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want them read and analyzed by 7 other girls."

"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."

"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."

"How often do I drink Blue Moon? Once in awhile."

"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"

"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"

"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"

"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"