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Joke of the Day

"Doctor asked his patient... A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when you're sleeping? -No, I speak when the others are sleeping. I'm a teacher."

"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"

"What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman"

"Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows."

"What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"

"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."

"Sometimes, watching Spanish language TV is like dating. I can only understand every third word they say, but the boobs. Dios mio, the boobs!"

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement."

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."