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Joke of the Day
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."
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"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"
"I drink to forget... my alcoholism."
"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."
"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."
"Meant to type ""Lmaoooo"" but left off the ""L"" and now she thinks I'm singing the praises of The People's Republic."
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."