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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
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"Couldn't finish my plate of breakfast nachos, so now I'm furiously searching WebMD for what ails me."
"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."
"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."
"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."
"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!"
"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."
"Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs"