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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
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"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."
"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."
"If some people still have ray rice jerseys, keep em. I use mine as a wife beater"
"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."
"What is a fedora enthusiast's favorite cookie? M'lano"
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""
"What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights? A pasta-fist."
"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"
"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"