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Joke of the Day

"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."

"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."

"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"Golfer: ""Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: ""I didn't realize you had played before sir."""

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."

"If only plastic surgeons also sold class."

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"

"So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, ""do you mind if I breast feed?"" And I respond, ""no thanks I already ate."" Too harsh of a dad joke?"