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Joke of the Day

"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."

"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"

"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"

"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"

"[phone call] Prank caller: Hi, I'd like to speak to Agood Boi Receptionist: who's Agood Boi? Prank caller: lol *tail goes nuts*"

"I was going to tell a dull pencil joke but it's pointless"

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"

"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."

"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"