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Joke of the Day

"If only plastic surgeons also sold class."

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."

"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"

"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner? To keep up with the content."

"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"