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Joke of the Day
"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."
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"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"
"Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I'm left wondering just how much he's actually been listening."
"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."
"""Sorry I'm late! Was pointlessly checking the same 6 websites over & over again & lost track of time!"" - Honest Aziz Explaining Tardiness"
"""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* - Spider tinder"
"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."
"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"
"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."