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Joke of the Day
"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."
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"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"
"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."
"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"
"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"
"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."
"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."