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Joke of the Day
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
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"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
"Doctor: You have acute alcoholism. Me: Thanks, but let me tell you it's not very cute in the morning."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."
"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."
"What is the hardest part about puberty? (NSFW) My penis."
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."
"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."