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Joke of the Day

"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"

"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"

"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."

"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"what does a programmer and a photo have in common? They develop better in the dark"