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Joke of the Day

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"You are literally overusing literally."

"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like watt"

"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."