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Joke of the Day
"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!!"
"I Remember The Guy Who Made Me Smile For The Rest Of My Life He's the reason why I don't do plastic surgery anymore."
"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""
"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."
"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."
"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."
"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."
"What do they say for jokes about German sausages? They are the wurst."
"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"