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Joke of the Day

"What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons."

"I accidentally ate a piece of rope... I shit you knot"

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."

"Jokes are like women I never get them"

"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."

"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."

"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."

"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."