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Joke of the Day

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"

"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"

"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."

"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"

"A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining."

"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."

"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"