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Joke of the Day

"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."

"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."

"Squirrels before girls."

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."