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Joke of the Day

"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."

"Trying to think of a joke about jerking off... I'm sure it will come."

"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"What do wolves even want from the moon?"

"Do you want to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant."