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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
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"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."
"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."
"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"
"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."
"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"