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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
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"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"
"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"
"""I broke my arm!"" Said Napoleon Bone apart"
"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""
"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."
"I really don't have much of an opinion on alcoholic beverages during the holidays... You could say I'm pretty eggnogstic."
"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"