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Joke of the Day
"Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess"
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"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."
"What's brown and sticky A stick"
"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""
"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."
"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."
"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."