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Joke of the Day
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
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"Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don't give a shit about the future"
"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"
"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"
"Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum."
"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"