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Joke of the Day

"There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"""

"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"

"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"

"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. "

"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."