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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
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"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."
"You have enough fat to make another human."
"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Victims, they went through 38 stories in 10 seconds"
"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"
"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""
"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"
"He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers."
"""My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor."" -- inventor of the frisbee"