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Joke of the Day
"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."
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"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."
"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's clothes."
"Why was the broom late? because it overswept"
"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"
"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."