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Joke of the Day

"""My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor."" -- inventor of the frisbee"

"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."

"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"

"I went to the store to buy condoms, the cashier asked me if I needed a bag. I told her ""No, she's not that ugly"""

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"I run a gambling ring where we throw humidifiers and dehumidifiers into a pit and let 'em fight that shit out."

"Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier."

"A man asks his friend on skype.. ""Is that a condom on your hand?"" the friend replies "" no Its a fucking glove"". The man replies ""Thats exactly what i am saying""."

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."