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Joke of the Day

"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""

"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"

"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it? A balloon animal!"

"What's the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs"

"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"