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Joke of the Day
"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
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"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."
"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."
"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"
"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"
"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"