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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."
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"Oh, you like Five Guys hamburgers more than In-N-Out? *unfollows *blocks *stews *hires assassin on Craigslist *unblocks to monitor situation"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."
"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"
"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"
"I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent."
"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."
"Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough"