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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""

"[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them MY DATE, WHO IS THE SUN: i see"

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."

"According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*"

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."