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Joke of the Day
"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"
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"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"
"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"
"What do you call a shitty journal? A Diarrhea."
"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"
"I was on a date with a girl and she said ""did you notice my finger nails?"" And I was like ""yes"" and she was like ""well I have no arms"""
"If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party"
"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."