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Joke of the Day

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"

"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"

"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."

"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the shin."

"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat"

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."