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Joke of the Day

"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."

"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""

"Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near, serious question, that is weird, shit ton of birds are following you."

"If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed. Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!"

"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"

"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""