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Joke of the Day
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
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"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road ? To render buildings on the other side"
"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"
"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"
"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."
"Pick up line for fat chicks ""Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."""
"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."
"Cute stranger: *smiles at me* Me: *already imagining who will get custody of the dog*"
"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"