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Joke of the Day
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
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"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"
"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."
"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."
"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"I got hit by a can of coke... Good thing it was a soft drink."
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"